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  • #10, by NigecSaturday, 06. July 2013, 22:31 9 years ago
    See you can tell your a Brit.. complaining about the weather! Its actually been hot here too, right now I'm not complaining coz its been a bit crappy up to now, chances are we had our summer today it'll piss down until this time next year lol

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  • #11, by afrlmeSaturday, 06. July 2013, 22:37 9 years ago
    oh bring on some rain & cloudy weather & a wee bit of breeze (oh I would like some breeze) air here is very dry (then again it's practically a desert here due to them killing most of vegetation & insects etc with their lovely poisonous blue spray shit that makes them look like giant smurfs by the time they've finished spraying)

    Aye a Briton that I may be!

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  • #12, by NigecSaturday, 06. July 2013, 23:03 9 years ago
    Isn't funny how a topic can totally derail lol

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  • #13, by afrlmeSunday, 07. July 2013, 00:23 9 years ago
    I think you meant "isn't it funny"?

    & I like off topic posts...
    most often than not they are much more entertaining than posts that stay on topic.

    for a laugh check out this word game we played on my old music forum ages ago... http://alternatingfrequencies.com/2b4/index.php?topic=106.0

    the finished game story compiled into a single post can be found here: http://alternatingfrequencies.com/2b4/index.php?topic=106.ms...

    it's very, very twisted; involves telly tubbies, dildos & jesus porn if I remember correctly grin

    actually sod it - I'll paste it here - just had hysterics reading it again.

    Once apon a time there was a dog - that licked its own balls until -
    one day he dropped dead of - a massive tumor in both testicles -
    which rendered his owner - helpless when disposing its carcass and -
    then, to make things even worse - he telephoned Jesus to help him -
    in return Jesus told the man to - bow down to him and perform oral sex -
    to which the man replied "jesus christ!" - and Jesus had this smirk across His face -
    so the man does what he has to - and Jesus came and all Heaven broke loose (LOL) -
    Aye and Satan spawn (nutters) - came up to heaven to take over -
    the universe by multiplying faster than the speed - of a Star Trek ship light-travelling -
    while high as a kite on rocks. - So these spawns now descend upon Earth -
    with ravenous gaping maws ajar covered in - the nastiest slime ever conceived by Man -
    In turn whose nastiest habit involved eating - pussies with a dash of mustard -
    and Branston pickle sauce with - a touch of the well-received Marmite -
    Which Jimmy of course fucking loves it !!! (see his banner = lol) -

    and for dessert they would induldge in - Golden nectar fresh from -
    the virgin's cherry - as smooth and (wtf) hairless as - a young boys testicles -
    and very small ones at that !!! (sicko wtf wtf wtf lmao) - and for supper they'd gobble up -
    dog marinated in blood of young virgins with a touch of - pepper and a sprinkle of salt -
    they also liked nothing better than to - to sink their filthy little teeth into -
    Gordon Ramsey's - hairy buttocks and greasy - nipples while furiously tugging -
    away, looking at pics of margret thatcher dressed in - a boobtube and miniskirt with -
    crotchless panties which let out the stench from - her hairy bloody piss flaps which -
    looked like a drooling bulldogs - and not to mention Jaspie's -
    slimey lips. So one day these Spawns decided - to go about on a rampant -
    in the middle of Israel - , ten of them suddenly see this crazy looking -
    gigantic massive fucking TellyTubby™ - and decide to rape it - Tinky Winky cries -
    "Get off me you cunts or I'll - ass-rape you and tear you a new one!" -

    to which the ten spawns all simultaneously replied - "Get the fuck away from the children!" -
    then out of nowhere the teletubby retaliates by - beating them to within an inch of their lives with -
    a random John doe bums severed hand. - however, the hand wore away after only two -
    goes, he grabbed the nearest heavy item which - was a gigantic black double ended rubber dildo -
    smack after smack after smack and no - satisfaction could be had -
    no matter how much he spanked - so using only his tummy TV thing he -
    transported himself into the 6th dimension where he -
    found female versions of himself. -

    (I'm sure they're gender neutral & for fuck sake why'd he have a fucking handbag anyway !?)

    feeling a little confused and strangely aroused - which really irked him as he had no -
    self control at that particluar point in time - then suddenly, his antenna thingy began vibrating -
    causing a violent explosion emminating from - his tinkie winkie, covering everything with -
    gallons of creamy mushroom sauce ! - , the teletubby's female incarnation found this quite arousing -
    and began rubbing the sauce into her furry - quicker she rubbed the louder she moaned until -
    she came - across a humble tailor called Wilbur - who swept her off her feet and whisked -
    her vigourously with eggs and sugar in a - crazed frenzy while simultaneously making some trousers for -
    his missus - who happened to get off on - watchin hairy men scratch their -
    best vinyls with knitting needles - so watching all this happen secretly a plumber -
    grabbed his toolbox and pulled out his wrench - and whacked the teletubby right in the belly -
    The end !? (wtf come on guys this is getting more ridiculous by the second !!!)

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  • #14, by NigecSunday, 07. July 2013, 00:56 9 years ago
    I think you meant "isn't it funny"?

    ooops well I'm disle... dysle... Dykish...ahh feck it I can't spell razz

    That is class mate, nice one!!

    I had this vision of doing a "make your own adventure" and get people I know to write the follow on page and see were it went. I can now see how messed up it could be.. specially if you add alcohol, some weed and biker mates who've had one to many bangs to the head lol

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  • #15, by afrlmeSunday, 07. July 2013, 01:27 9 years ago
    haha music producers are just as bad as you can see from above result wink

    & a lot of adventure games tend to be wacky & it could be a very interesting game or a complete floppy bell end but I guess you don't know if you don't give it a go - well even if it's just to see the results wink

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  • #16, by NigecSunday, 07. July 2013, 12:38 9 years ago
    People are using Wiki's on the internet to do this kind of thing, often they end up like your forum topic lol
    I have a story that I want to turn into a game but iit hits a dead end very quickly
    My website is actually based on a Wiki, it just has a CMS to make the front end easier to do, maybe I should try and get the ball rolling

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  • #17, by afrlmeSunday, 07. July 2013, 13:24 9 years ago
    ah yeah I think you linked me it before.
    I myself prefer to custom/hand-code my websites unless it's a forum then I try & use open-source stuff.

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  • #18, by NigecSunday, 07. July 2013, 16:39 9 years ago
    The website, I literally bought the hosting/name, installed a cms, didn't like it, installed the current one, changed some wording and not touched it since <blush>
    I think its piss slow and keep meaning to do something about it but I always seem to have better things to do lol
    I was just going to use Wordpress but you need to watch it all the bloody time
    Maybe I'll have a Eureka moment soon and do something constructive

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  • #19, by afrlmeSunday, 07. July 2013, 17:27 9 years ago
    haha 'orrible wordpress!

    joomla was quite simple to use & has loads of plugins/addons etc but not many themes unless you are willing to pay. SMF (simple machines) cms/forum software is quite nice & completely free, loads & loads of 3rd party plugins & loads of free themes too.

    you could always code your own providing you don't mind manually coding in & formatting new content by hand.

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  • #20, by NigecSunday, 07. July 2013, 17:46 9 years ago
    I made a interactive one using the Lassie game engine , I can't really remember why I didn't pursue it, I think it was more the fact I was getting frustrated with the engines quirkiness and as I got better at using it, it was breaking more often, the last 2 games ended up a salvage job

    Every time I use Joomla I end up not being able to do feck all, I think the themes add the access lock or something like that, I'm not that server savy

    My intention for the site was going to be a 3D modelling portfolio, when I got this PC I was going to try and get some work but that would mean going mainstream and it bores me, I don't think I have the right mentality to work with someone else

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